August 31, 2010

Pride and Humility



"Pride is the root of all evil while Humility is the mother of all virtues"



Story #1

Lady: Father is it a sin to praise thyself?

Priest: What are you saying/doing to praise yourself?

Lady: Every morning, I face the mirror and tell myself, "You're so cute and Pretty".

Priest: Don't worry, that isn't a sin, that is merely an eye defect.






Story #2

Albert Einstein was about to give a lecture on one conference. When he got to the car, his driver talked to him:

Driver: Sir, why won't you let me do the lecture on th conference. I will pretend as you and you will pretend as my driver.

Einstein: What a great idea!

On the conference they did what had been planned and the driver was able to deliver the lecture well. One of the guest, who is also a scientist asked one hard question. The driver replied:

Driver: That is an easy question, (looking at Einstein on his seat), Even my driver could answer that.

12 comments:

  1. Hahaha! Number two is hilarious--I will be re-telling that one. :)

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  2. Hahaha! Thanks for making me laugh this early. Really need it.

    Love those sayings above!

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  3. Aw. I like the first one. When you look at it in a deeper perspective, it's true. No one can claim perfection and for me, praising oneself is claiming perfection. Nobody's perfect. :)

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  4. TB:
    Yes, you really should. They will laugh too, for sure.

    Mitch:
    You're welcome Mitch. I would love to share the laughter.

    Gnetch:
    You got it right Gnetch. That is so true.

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  5. I've heard the second story before, but the first is new to me. Both are very funny and cute.

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  6. George:
    Yeah, they made me LOL inside the church..hahaha!

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  7. Ha! Love it :) Thanks for sharing! I LOVE the second one :) :) Too cute!

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  8. Amanda:
    Your welcome! Love both but I think Einstein driver is a genius too. hahaha

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  9. hahaha! i think einstein's driver is more genius. LOL!

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  12. Jan:
    the way the driver answered the question he's certainly a genius.

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