"Pride is the root of all evil while Humility is the mother of all virtues"
Story #1
Lady: Father is it a sin to praise thyself?
Priest: What are you saying/doing to praise yourself?
Lady: Every morning, I face the mirror and tell myself, "You're so cute and Pretty".
Priest: Don't worry, that isn't a sin, that is merely an eye defect.
Story #2
Albert Einstein was about to give a lecture on one conference. When he got to the car, his driver talked to him:
Driver: Sir, why won't you let me do the lecture on th conference. I will pretend as you and you will pretend as my driver.
Einstein: What a great idea!
On the conference they did what had been planned and the driver was able to deliver the lecture well. One of the guest, who is also a scientist asked one hard question. The driver replied:
Driver: That is an easy question, (looking at Einstein on his seat), Even my driver could answer that.
Hahaha! Number two is hilarious--I will be re-telling that one. :)
ReplyDeleteHahaha! Thanks for making me laugh this early. Really need it.
ReplyDeleteLove those sayings above!
Aw. I like the first one. When you look at it in a deeper perspective, it's true. No one can claim perfection and for me, praising oneself is claiming perfection. Nobody's perfect. :)
ReplyDeleteTB:
ReplyDeleteYes, you really should. They will laugh too, for sure.
Mitch:
You're welcome Mitch. I would love to share the laughter.
Gnetch:
You got it right Gnetch. That is so true.
I've heard the second story before, but the first is new to me. Both are very funny and cute.
ReplyDeleteGeorge:
ReplyDeleteYeah, they made me LOL inside the church..hahaha!
Ha! Love it :) Thanks for sharing! I LOVE the second one :) :) Too cute!
ReplyDeleteAmanda:
ReplyDeleteYour welcome! Love both but I think Einstein driver is a genius too. hahaha
hahaha! i think einstein's driver is more genius. LOL!
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Jan:
ReplyDeletethe way the driver answered the question he's certainly a genius.